WTF Files: He Stuck A Fork Up WHAT?!?!?!?

I come across some crazy stories but this one take the cake. A 70 year old man shoves a fork -- a 4 inch fork up his urethra (that's the tube your urine comes out of for all you anatomy challenged folks). Now that you're cringing, you're probably wondering why on Earth would he do something like that? The answer, to get off (sexual gratification for all you slang challenged folks). Here's more:

[According to a report published in the International Journal of Surgery Cases earlier this month, the Canberra man was admitted to the hospital with "bleeding urethral meatus" after he stuffed a 4-inch fork into his urethra in an attempt to "achieve sexual gratification."]source: huffingtonpost.com

Here's a little tip to whomever it may concern...

Sexual gratification is achieved by what comes out of the penis, NOT what goes in. Hope that helps.

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