[According to a report published in the International Journal of Surgery Cases earlier this month, the Canberra man was admitted to the hospital with "bleeding urethral meatus" after he stuffed a 4-inch fork into his urethra in an attempt to "achieve sexual gratification."]source: huffingtonpost.com
Here's a little tip to whomever it may concern...
Sexual gratification is achieved by what comes out of the penis, NOT what goes in. Hope that helps.
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