This is some funny stuff. It's a known fact that in most horror movies the black person is the first to die, and it's completely understandable. You see, when black people hear suspicious noises in the woods, they leave and don't go investigate. Wait did I say in the woods? Let me back up black people wouldn't even venture into creepy woods. As a matter of fact watch this video, it does a great job illustrating exactly what would happen in a horror movie with more then 1 black person in it:
As you can see, the movie would be over within a few minutes.